02.03.2009, 23:08
Ich habe 3 gute theorien:
1. Aus nem Forum (gamespot??)
Cloud: Hey mom, who was my father?
Cloud's mom: Oh, I knew this day would come... I just hoped it wouldn't be this soon!
Cloud: Mom, I'm 13! I need to know who my father is!
Cloud's mom: The truth is... your father is...
Cloud: Yes...?
Cloud's mom: You!
Cloud: ...
Cloud's mom: You see, in the future you'll come across this materia that allows manipulation of time. Normally it just allows you to speed up or slow down... but one day, you decided to hit it with your sword a few times because you wanted to see what was inside of it. But instead of breaking it open, all you did was give it a few hairline fractures, so you decided to use it normally, ignoring them.
For a while it worked fine... but then, one night, you got into a fight with Ti- well, her name isn't important, over you wanting to stick it in her po- well, where you wanted to stick it isn't important either. So, you got drunk and decided to use the materia to do it anyway, but in doing so, the materia cracked and you were flung back in time, to when I was still a young maiden.
Drunk, you forced yourself upon me in a drunken rage! After the brutal, but highly arousing night, --in which you screamed your name and who your mother was for some odd reason--, you vanished again into the time stream, never to be seen again.
Nine months later, you were born!
Cloud: ... What.
Sehr plausibel...
2. Cartman's Mutter
3. ahm... David Hasselhof???
Naja back to topic.
Welche Stellen sprechen eigentlich dafür?
